[size=120]
Menstrual Discs: Brutal Truths, No Pink Glitter[/size]
Alright, you want real—not “I’m a gynecologist, here’s my 10% off code.” Here’s what I’ve actually tried and what stuck, in the kind of detail that’s usually reserved for group chats and late-night oversharing.
Tried:Flex: The gateway drug. Marketing everywhere, so of course I tried it first. The pull tab is supposed to be genius, but sometimes it feels like someone left a receipt in your underwear. Insertion is easy, removal is… a learning experience. Comfort? Decent, if your anatomy plays nice.
Nixit: For people who want to forget they’re bleeding entirely. No tab, just a round disc that’s somehow both intimidating and minimalist. Removal can require some soul-searching if your nails are short. Comfort level: “Did I put it in, or am I just that emotionally numb?” (In a good way.) My personal winner for disappearing acts.
Cora: Soft, pretty, and a little too gentle. If you sneeze, cough, or do anything dramatic, it might decide to take a field trip. Gorgeous packaging, but I don’t buy period products for the box. Feels like it’s made for people who only menstruate in yoga poses.
Intimina Ziggy: Slippery as a politician and twice as hard to get a straight answer from. Yes, it’s reusable and eco-friendly, but you need a PhD in patience to get it seated right. Bonus: they claim you can have mess-free sex with it. Reality: Good luck, and invest in dark towels.
Standouts:- Nixit: For “I forgot I had a period” days. Comfort gold medalist, if you can wrangle it out after.
- Flex: Good for beginners and people who want training wheels. You’ll probably outgrow it.
The rest are fine. Not bad, not life-changing. Like decaf coffee or those “live, laugh, love” signs—harmless, but not why you’re here.
Final advice: It’s trial and error. Your anatomy will decide, not some rando with a coupon code. Anyone who promises “the perfect disc” is lying, or trying to sell you one.
Welcome to the blood sport. You’ll figure it out.
You survived worse.