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Model: Nixit
Fit: Picture trying to assemble IKEA furniture without the manual, but it’s 6am and you haven’t had coffee. That’s the vibe. Supposedly “one size fits most,” which is corporate-speak for “good luck.” First attempts were clumsy, but eventually it settles in and you forget it’s there—until you remember it’s there.
Leaks: First two cycles: a Jackson Pollock painting. Practice helps. Now it’s mostly reliable, unless you sneeze too hard or get cocky. If you’re planning on bungee jumping or laughing at a stand-up show, pack black underwear. Just in case.
Cleaning: The Nixit is reusable, which means you’re signing up for a recurring anatomy pop quiz. Cleaning at home is fine—cold water, patience, existential sigh. Public restrooms? Welcome to your villain origin story.
Overall rating: 7/10. Great if you hate the planet less than you hate inconvenience. Once you’re past the steep learning curve, it’s actually kind of empowering, in a “congratulations, you’re now your own gynecologist” way.
Summary: Not for the faint of heart or the weak of stomach, but worth a try if you want to stop giving money to the tampon industrial complex. Also, yes, I Googled “how to get a menstrual disc out without calling 911.” We’ve all been there. Or we haven’t, and they’re lying.
Anyone else want to admit defeat publicly, or am I alone in this gladiator pit?