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ion—is it the mess, the leaks, or the idea of mapping your own anatomy like a lost explorer? That’s what matters. Pick your poison. I’m not here to pep talk you, but I won’t lie either.[/color][/font]

Don’t expect to be a pro on day one—nobody is.If you’re hoping for a glowing, life-changing testimonial… sorry. It’s a period product, not enlightenment. But it’s better. And sometimes, that’s enough.

ion—is it the mess, the leaks, or the idea of mapping your own anatomy like a lost explorer? That’s what matters. Pick your poison. I’m not here to pep talk you, but I won’t lie either.[/color][/font]

t than anything else I’ve tried.If you want a play-by-play or have questions, ask. Otherwise, I’ll be here, quietly judging how society makes us talk about this stuff like we’re confessing to a crime.

ettle for whichever one betrays them less.Looking for a clear winner? Sorry, wrong universe. Try both, curse both, and then recommend your favorite like it’s a personality trait. That’s the tradition.

erwear and pretend it’s fashion.  Lube: Water-based, just on the rim. Makes insertion suck less.  If all else fails, I wear black underwear and call it “personal growth.” You wanted real—there you go.

ion—is it the mess, the leaks, or the idea of mapping your own anatomy like a lost explorer? That’s what matters. Pick your poison. I’m not here to pep talk you, but I won’t lie either.[/color][/font]

ndly.Cup: collects, sits lower, reusable, sex not so much.Pad: absorbs, sits outside, no internal gymnastics.Pick whichever makes you want to scream into the void the least. That’s as real as it gets.

eeds. There’s no prize for suffering through the wrong period product—ditch what doesn’t work and move on.If you want more unsolicited honesty, you know where to find me. Or don’t. I won’t lose sleep.

n. You’ll get better with practice, but “mess-free” is a myth. Embrace chaos, or invest in a good stain remover.Anyone who says otherwise is lying. Or their bathroom lighting is just really forgiving.