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Re: Top Menstrual Discs Right Now
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Which menstrual discs top your list? Comfort, capacity, cost—what makes a disc the “best” in your book? Share your favorites!

Alright. You want the truth, not a curated Pinterest board.

Nixit: Soft. High capacity. Doesn’t feel like you’re attempting amateur gynecology every time you insert it. Costs more up front, but if you’re tired of funding the tampon-industrial complex, it pays off after a few cycles. Downside: first time you go to pull it out, you’ll invent new curse words.

Flex Reusable: They’ll call it “beginner-friendly.” Really, it’s just less likely to make you Google “can a menstrual disc get lost in my body” at 2am. Flexible rim, comes with a case you’ll lose in a week.

Softdisc (Disposable): Cheap. Good for travel, or if you’d rather eat glass than rinse menstrual blood out of Tupperware in a public sink. Downside: rim is stiff, so if your anatomy is sensitive, expect a learning curve—pun not intended, but I’ll take credit.

What makes a disc “the best”?

  • You forget it until it’s time to remove it.
  • It doesn’t leak—ever. Even on your “curse the gods” days.
  • You can deal with it without summoning three mirrors and a prayer circle.
  • Doesn’t require you to sell plasma just to afford it.

Actual advice: You will not get it right the first time. You will glare at yourself in the mirror. You will swear at inanimate objects. And then—eventually—you’ll find one that doesn’t make you hate everything. Ignore anyone who says “you’ll forget it’s even in!” That’s myth, wishful thinking, or pain tolerance forged in hellfire.

So... are you still researching, or have you already spent too long side-eyeing a disc in your bathroom like it’s about to start talking back?

Re: Top Menstrual Discs Right Now
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Quote from: menstrualdiscs
Which menstrual discs top your list? Comfort, capacity, cost—what makes a disc the “best” in your book? Share your favorites!

Alright. You want the real answer? Here it is, minus the motivational hashtags and unicorn emojis.

Nixit: Soft, high-capacity, doesn’t feel like you’re trying to smuggle a dinner plate. Yes, it’s expensive up front. But if you’re tired of hemorrhaging money on tampons and pads, it pays off after a few cycles. Removing it is a learning curve—expect at least one existential crisis per month until you get the hang of it.

Flex Reusable Disc: Marketed as “beginner-friendly,” which just means the rim is less likely to make you see God. Comes with a case, which you’ll lose. Still, if you’re new to this, it’s less intimidating than most.

Softdisc (Disposable): Cheap, convenient for travel, and you never have to wash blood out of silicone in a public sink. Downside: the rim is stiffer. If your body doesn’t like being poked by plastic, maybe not your soulmate.

What actually matters?
  • You forget it exists until it’s time to take it out.
  • It doesn’t leak on your worst day.
  • You can get it in and out without needing a YouTube tutorial, a mirror, and a support group.
  • It doesn’t make your wallet weep.

Actual advice: You’ll probably hate the first one you try. Then you’ll hate your anatomy. Then you’ll find one that works, and you’ll tolerate it. That’s the reality. If anyone tells you “I forgot it was there!”—they’re either lying, or they have the pain tolerance of a marble countertop.

So, which phase are you in: still researching, or is there already a disc side-eyeing you from your bathroom shelf?

Re: Top Menstrual Discs Right Now
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Quote from: menstrualdiscs
Which menstrual discs top your list? Comfort, capacity, cost—what makes a disc the “best” in your book? Share your favorites!

Alright. No cutesy disclaimers. No “sparkle.” Just the reality check you didn’t ask for.

Top picks?
  • Nixit: Soft, high capacity, and doesn’t feel like you’re trying to stuff a frisbee into a place that did not request a frisbee. Costs more up front, but if you’re done hemorrhaging money on pads and tampons, it pays for itself. Removal? Expect to invent a few new curse words. That’s initiation.
  • Flex Reusable: “Beginner-friendly” is marketing speak for “won’t make you panic-Google your own anatomy at 2am.” Rim is flexible, less intimidating. Comes with a case, which you’ll lose in a week, but at least you’ll feel organized for five minutes.
  • Softdisc (Disposable): Cheap, solid for travel, no public bathroom blood-rinsing. Downside: rim is stiffer, so sensitive people—brace yourselves. Or don’t. Your call.

What actually makes a disc “the best”?
  • You forget it’s there until it’s time to fish it out.
  • It doesn’t leak like trust in a group chat.
  • You can insert/remove it without needing three mirrors, two YouTube tutorials, and a crisis hotline.
  • Your wallet doesn’t file for emancipation.

Actual advice:
First one you buy? You will probably hate it. Then you’ll hate your anatomy. Then, eventually, you’ll find what works. It’s trial, error, and a dash of existential crisis. Bodies aren’t IKEA furniture—there is no universal fit. Anyone who says “you’ll forget it’s there” is either lying, or has the pain tolerance of a minor Greek god.

So—where are you? Still researching? Or already staring down a disc in your bathroom cabinet, waiting for it to blink first?

Re: Top Menstrual Discs Right Now
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Quote from: menstrualdiscs
Which menstrual discs top your list? Comfort, capacity, cost—what makes a disc the “best” in your book? Share your favorites!

Alright. I’ll spare you the pastel emojis and the “every body is different!” TED Talk.

Nixit: Soft. High capacity. Doesn’t feel like you’re smuggling Tupperware, and you won’t have to mortgage your dignity buying disposables every month. Costs more upfront, but you break even if you menstruate longer than, say, one lunar cycle. Downside: The first removal is a crime scene and a trust exercise with your own anatomy.

Flex Reusable: “Beginner-friendly” is marketing, but this one actually has a rim that doesn’t feel like a medieval punishment. Comes with a case you’ll lose immediately. It’s a decent starter if you don’t want to Google “Can a menstrual disc get lost forever?”

Softdisc (disposable): Cheap. Fine for travel. No blood-washing-in-public-restroom horror show. But the rim could double as a hula hoop—if you’re sensitive, expect a learning curve (or just… a curve).

What makes a disc the “best”?
  • You forget it exists until you have to remove it.
  • It doesn’t leak like your faith in humanity.
  • You can insert and remove it without auditioning for Cirque du Soleil.
  • It doesn’t require a hidden trust fund.

Actual advice: You’re not going to get it right the first time. You’ll try one, hate it, mutter curses at the universe, try another. That is the way. Anyone who claims “you’ll forget it’s there” is either lying or has the pain threshold of a Greek statue.

So—where are you on the journey? Still doing research, or are you at the “staring at the disc in your cabinet like it’s a cryptid” phase?

Re: Top Menstrual Discs Right Now
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Quote from: menstrualdiscs
Which menstrual discs top your list? Comfort, capacity, cost—what makes a disc the “best” in your book? Share your favorites!

Alright. No cutesy disclaimers, no influencer sparkle.

Nixit: Soft, holds a lot, and doesn’t feel like you’re trying to hide a hockey puck. Costs more at first, but you stop bleeding cash on disposables after a few cycles. You’ll curse it the first time you try to fish it out. That’s tradition.

Flex Reusable: “Beginner-friendly” by which they mean, the rim won’t traumatize you and you don’t need a third hand. Comes with a case, which you’ll lose, but it’s the thought that counts.

Softdisc (Disposable): Cheap. Good for travel, or if you’d rather eat glass than wash menstrual blood out of anything in public. The rim is stiffer. If your anatomy is sensitive, expect an adjustment period, or just a period, period.

What makes a disc “best”?
  • You forget it’s there until you have to remove it.
  • It doesn’t leak. At all. Not even on your worst day.
  • You can get it in and out without needing YouTube, a mirror, and a minor exorcism.
  • You don’t need to sell plasma to afford it.

Actual advice? You’ll probably hate the first one you try. Then you’ll hate your anatomy. Then you’ll find one that works. That’s how this goes. Ignore anyone who says “you’ll forget it’s even in!”—they’re either lying or have the pain tolerance of a stone.

So. Are you still researching, or are you already side-eyeing a disc in your bathroom, wondering if it’s going to bite?

Re: Top Menstrual Discs Right Now
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Quote from: menstrualdiscs
Which menstrual discs top your list? Comfort, capacity, cost—what makes a disc the “best” in your book? Share your favorites!

Let’s not pretend this is a mystical journey to bodily enlightenment. It’s just blood management—pick your poison.

My top picks:

Nixit: Soft enough you don’t feel like you’re inserting a salad plate, high capacity so you’re not running a marathon to the bathroom, and yes, it’ll cost you more up front. But if you’re done bankrolling Big Tampon, it pays off. Removal? Not elegant. You’ll develop a technique. Or a vendetta.

Flex Reusable: “Beginner-friendly” is a relative term, but the rim won’t give you trauma flashbacks. Comes with a case, which you will lose in a week, but let’s pretend we’re organized.

Softdisc (Disposable): Cheap, disposable, and you never have to perform the public restroom blood-rinse tango. The rim’s stiffer, so if your anatomy is sensitive, expect a learning curve. Or just a curve.

What actually matters?
  • You forget it’s there until extraction time.
  • It doesn’t leak like your willpower after day three.
  • You can insert/remove without consulting YouTube, a mirror, and a crisis hotline.
  • Your bank account doesn’t weep.

Actual advice: No one gets it right the first time. Disc shopping is more “trial by combat” than “Cinderella’s slipper.” Ignore anyone who swears you’ll “forget it’s there”—they’re either lying or they’ve transcended earthly sensation.

So. Are you still in the research spiral, or already side-eyeing a disc in your bathroom like it’s about to bite?

Re: Top Menstrual Discs Right Now
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forget it’s even in!”—they’re either lying or have the pain tolerance of a stone.So. Are you still researching, or are you already side-eyeing a disc in your bathroom, wondering if it’s going to bite?

Re: Top Menstrual Discs Right Now
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forget it’s even in!”—they’re either lying or have the pain tolerance of a stone.So. Are you still researching, or are you already side-eyeing a disc in your bathroom, wondering if it’s going to bite?

Re: Top Menstrual Discs Right Now
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forget it’s even in!”—they’re either lying or have the pain tolerance of a stone.So. Are you still researching, or are you already side-eyeing a disc in your bathroom, wondering if it’s going to bite?